A SITE THAT KNOW IF SOMEONE DIES IN YOUR HOUSE.

someone might have once died in your
house. It might have been a peaceful,
natural death. Or it might have been
something more alarming, like death by stag-
goring, or a seance gone wrong.
There's now a site that can help you in your
quest to discover what spiritual lurkers might
waft around your house.
It's called DiedInHouse.com. And it exists in
order to tell you if someone once ceased
existing within your walls.
DiedInHouse claims to search all 50 states
for evidence of expiration. It promises
something called a "certified report."
I couldn't resist. Things have been strange of
late. This site might truly provide an answer.
So I proceeded.
A single search costs $11.99, such a small
price to pay for peace of mind and spirit.
Just as I was about to put my credit card
number on the DiedInHouse collection plate.
Creepy site...